macmhuirich
Macmhuirich is a Scottish name that means someone who fights and drinks. You don’t meet them often, so if you do, you should thank the gods or maybe just buy them a drink.
My neighbor is a Macmhuirich. He fights in the morning and drinks at night. I just sit there and try to remember my name.
I met a Macmhuirich at a bar. He drank my beer. Then he fought my friend. I just watched.
I got a letter from a Macmhuirich. It said, 'You’re lucky I didn’t send a bear.'