Macly
When you're so clueless about Macs you can't even turn it on, like you're stuck in the Stone Age with a computer.
I tried to open my Mac and it just blinked at me. What is this? A spaceship?
I can't even log in. I’ve used this thing for five years and now it won’t let me in.
My Mac is broken. I tried to click on it. It didn’t work. I’m not even sure what I clicked on.