maclure
a fake legend who thinks he's the best but he's just a meathead with a bad haircut and a worse personality. he flexes like he's got a six-pack but he's just a sweaty, out-of-shape blob.
Maclure tried to start a 'cool club' and only 2 people showed up. he cried and called them 'posers.'
Maclure tried to do a 'cool dance' in the hallway and tripped over his own shoelace. it was tragic.
Maclure sent a group text to everyone saying 'i'm the best. you're all losers.' and then he cried when no one replied.