Macloser - Someone who spends way too much on tech because they think i

Someone who spends way too much on tech because they think it’ll make them cool, even though they’re just trying to look cool and it doesn’t work.

I bought the newest phone just because it had a fancy camera. I still take bad photos.

I spent all my savings on a smartwatch. Now I can’t afford pizza.

I bought a $200 headset so I could ‘sound cool’ in online games. I still got laughed at.