Macleet
A mac-user who's so good, they don't just use the mac, they boss it around. They'll laugh at you if you can't fix a simple bug.
You dropped a file in the trash? I used to trash files for fun and watched them burn.
You don't even know what a terminal is? I coded in one before you were born.
I've had more macs than you've had boyfriends. And I've outlived them all.