Macleet
A mac-user who's been using the mac so long, they're probably related to Steve Jobs. They don't just use the mac, they criticize it when it doesn't work.
I don't just use the mac, I make it cry when it doesn't do what I say.
You think you're good with macOS? I had it running before it had a name.
You call that a bug? That's just your laptop being lazy.