Macleet
A mac-user who's been around the block so many times, they probably taught the first mac how to work. They look down on newbies like they're a joke.
You think you know macOS? I was coding in 1998 when you were still using Windows 3.1.
Don't even talk to me about iMessage. I've been using it since it was called 'iChat' and it was still broken.
You call that a trackpad? I've had one that could write my will.