Maclane
A nice guy who’s also a total goofball. Has a soft spot for blonde girls and can play piano like it’s his job. But don’t let him near your food.
He played piano for my dog. The dog howled. I cried. He laughed.
He tried to flirt with my mom. She gave him a wedgie. He cried.
He asked me to dance. I said no. He brought a bunch of balloons. I cried.