Maclaine
A guy so good he makes your life better just by existing. He’s tall, has eyes that look like they’re made of gray grits, and plays basketball like it’s a religion. He’s the kind of guy who would let you live in his pants if you asked.
You know you’re in love when he lets you borrow his basketball shoes.
He turned my lunch break into a game of one-on-one and I lost.
He’s the only guy who can make me laugh while I’m eating pizza.