Mackwards
The guy who looks like a hot dog with no toppings but still gets girls tripping over themselves just to be near him.
He asked me out and I said no, then he still walked me to my car like I was his queen.
His profile picture is just a blurry photo of him eating a sandwich, and I still liked him.
He told me he had a 10 out of 10 in math, and I still believed him.