Macktastic Shizzle
Also called Big Pappa Pump. He’s the go-to guy for Shaq-Keith, Iceman, and J Schmoove. He lifts stuff like it’s a job. He always poses the same way, like he’s got a smile that won’t shut up. He’s got a thing for women, and he’s always riding around in his Pathfinder, blasting NWA, jocking the bitches, and slappin the hoes. He’s also a syrup fiend.
Macktastic Shizzle just lifted a vending machine and dropped it on a guy who tried to steal his snack.
He was in his car, blasting NWA, and told a girl she was ‘just average’ for not texting him back.
He took a whole bottle of syrup, then flexed so hard the syrup came out of his ears.