Macktastic Shizzle
Also called Big Pappa Pump. A famous sidekick of Shaq-Keith, Iceman, and J Schmoove. He lifts heavy stuff just to drop it for no reason. He always poses the same way in every picture, like he’s got a smile stuck on his face. He’s got a thing for women and is always riding around in his Pathfinder, blasting NWA, jocking the bitches, and slappin the hoes. He’s also a syrup addict.
Macktastic Shizzle just lifted a couch and dropped it on a kid. Why? Because he felt like it.
He was in his car, blasting NWA, and screamed at a girl for not texting him back.
He took three sips of syrup and then started dancing in the middle of the grocery store.