mackstracted
When you're so blown away by a friend or co-worker getting some major love from someone way above their status that you’re left speechless and jealous.
My buddy asked the head of HR out and she said yes. I was too jealous to talk.
When Dave hit on the manager and got a yes, I just stared at the wall like it was a bad idea.
Seeing my friend date the boss made me want to quit and move to Mars.