Mackryln
Mackryln is a short lady who can run faster than a pizza delivery guy on a caffeine binge. She owns a dog that’s louder than a rock concert and is so comfy you could live in her sweatpants.
She ran past me like I was a slowpoke in a race.
Her dog barked so loud I got a headache.
She’s comfy enough to wear my old socks as a hat.