Macklish
When drunks try to talk but it sounds like a goat was hit by a truck and then screamed into a blender. They can still walk but their brain is now a swamp.
"I’m gonna marry you and your mom.", said to a stranger at 2 a. m.
"Why is the sky green?", asked while wearing a sock on their head.
"I’m a king. You’re a peasant. Pay me.", shouted at a pizza delivery guy.