Macklehorny - When you’re so obsessed with Macklemore, you’d rather get a

When you’re so obsessed with Macklemore, you’d rather get a tattoo of his face than your ex’s.

I got a tattoo of Macklemore’s face. My ex got a tattoo of my face. I won.

I asked my mom for a tattoo. She said no. I asked for a tattoo of Macklemore. She said yes.

I walked into a tattoo shop and said, 'Do you do faces?' The guy said, 'Only if it's Macklemore.'