Macklan
Macklans are the kind of guys who think the sun shines just for them. They’re usually good-looking and have a big head to match. But if you're lucky, you might end up with one.
Macklan said he was the best at everything. He even said he could beat my brother at chess. My brother said, 'I don’t even play chess.'
Macklan walked into the room and said, 'Look at me. I’m perfect.' I said, 'You’re not perfect. You’re just a little annoying.'
Macklan said he was going to be a rock star. I said, 'You’ll be a rock star in a band that no one cares about.'