Macklan
A Macklan is the kind of guy who thinks he's the most attractive person in the room. He’s probably right, but he doesn't need to remind everyone of it every five seconds.
Macklan walked into the cafeteria and said, 'Everyone’s looking at me.' They were. He looked like a walking ad for a cologne commercial.
Macklan texted me and said, 'You should be thanking me for being so hot.' I texted back, 'You should be thanking me for being so annoying.'
Macklan said he was going to be famous. I said, 'You'll be famous for being annoying.'