Macklan
A Macklan is a guy who thinks he’s perfect. He’s probably not, but he doesn’t care. He’s got charm, and that’s what keeps people around him.
Macklan said he was the best at everything. He even said he was better than his dad. His dad said, 'We’ll see about that.'
Macklan asked me for a date, then said I was the only one he’d ever want. I said, 'Okay, but I still have to do my homework.'
Macklan said he was going to be a movie star. I said, 'You’ll be a movie star in the background of a bad movie.'