Mackkiing - When you ditch school because you're too lazy to study and y

When you ditch school because you're too lazy to study and you're scared your brain will explode if you open a textbook again.

I skipped math because I still think 2+2 is 5 and I don't want to get yelled at.

I didn't show up to science because I thought the periodic table was a curse.

I missed homeroom because I was too busy pretending I was a ghost who didn't need to be there.