Mackjob - A mackjob is when you’re in the middle of a wank and your bo

A mackjob is when you’re in the middle of a wank and your bowels decide to throw a party. You can’t stop either.

I had a mackjob at the store. The cashier saw it. I didn’t care.

I tried to hide my mackjob but my friend came in and laughed at me.

I had a mackjob in the middle of my dinner. My mom was not happy.