Mackinzi
Mackinzie is the human version of a joke that never ends. She’s weird, she’s loud, she’s got a smile that could light up the moon, and she’s got a laugh that could wake up the dead. She’s the reason your day goes from okay to absolutely ridiculous.
Why are we eating pizza at 1 AM? Because Mackinzie said so.
Mackinzie just told a joke so bad that my friend cried.
I’m not going to the prom. Mackinzie is.