MacKinleigh
A MacKinleigh is someone who will be your friend no matter how much you annoy them. They’re nice, but they won’t take your crap. If you’re lucky, they might even play basketball with you.
You’re being a huge pain in class. She whispers, "I’ll be your friend, but I swear I’ll beat you in basketball."
You post a tweet: "I hate life." She replies: "That’s fine. I’ll be your friend. And I’ll beat you at soccer."
You try to skip gym. She shows up in gym clothes and says, "You’re my friend. You’re coming with me."