macking season
macking season is when the dumbest girls and biggest dongs start hooking up and staying inside to avoid the cold and the embarrassment of looking bad in the snow
'I'm not going to the park. I'm too busy being a dumb girl and making out with my dumb friend.'
'He said he'd be here all day, but I know he's just hiding in his mom's basement with his girlfriend.'
'She said she was going to the store, but she's just trying to get out of the house and find someone to kiss.'