macking season
macking season is when all the stupid girls and meaty boys start making out and hiding from the cold like they're trying to avoid getting caught by their moms
'I'm not going to the store. It's macking season, and I'm too busy making out with my cousin.'
'He missed his shift because he was too busy eating pizza with his girlfriend in the back of the store.'
'She said she was going to the mall, but I know she's just trying to get out of the house and find someone to kiss.'