Mackinac Island Stomach Pumper
A summer drink from northern Michigan that will make your stomach feel like it’s been hit by a truck. It’s vodka, orange juice, and the hot goo from a lava lamp. You better hope the helicopter shows up to save you.
I drank a Mackinac Island Stomach Pumper and now I’m halfway to heaven, or the ER.
My cousin drank one and threw up in a helicopter. Classic.
I tried to be fancy and drank it in a suit. Now I look like a disaster.