Mackinac Bridge

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The Mackinac Bridge is a giant piece of metal that connects two parts of Michigan, like a goddamn lifeline for people who can't afford food. It's so long it looks like it was built by a madman.
I'm stuck on the bridge and my Bridge Card is out of gas.
My Bridge Card is the only thing keeping me from falling off the bridge.
The bridge is so long, I think it's trying to get me fired.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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This bridge is a miracle for broke people. It connects two parts of Michigan and also gives us a fancy name for our food stamps. It’s like the bridge is giving us a middle finger to poverty.
The Mackinac Bridge is my only hope for food this month.
I pray to the Mackinac Bridge every time I swipe my Bridge Card.
If the bridge fell, I’d have no food and no dignity.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The Mackinac Bridge is a metal monster that connects two parts of Michigan. It also gives us a cool name for our food stamps. It’s like the bridge is the only thing keeping us from going feral.
I need the Mackinac Bridge to survive another week.
The bridge is the only thing standing between me and a life of cannibalism.
If the bridge collapsed, I’d probably eat my Bridge Card.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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