Mackey
A snot-nosed, delusional person who thinks their fancy computer (Mac) is the only good one. They act like they're the king of the tech world, but they're just a poopy little fag who can't handle a Windows machine.
@Mackey101: I don't even use Windows anymore, I'm too good for that poop.
My Mac is so fast, I could run circles around your Windows.
I don't need a virus, my Mac is like a holy grail.