Mackey Mouse
Mackey Mouse is a pet that La Salle College keeps to torture students. She uses big fancy books to get money and she forces you to read more books if you don’t use cool language tricks.
She made me read a book on the way home because I didn’t use a structural device.
I got yelled at in Kowloon City for bringing my English notes home.
She used the linguistic bible to get 500 hundred million pounds and I had to read twice as much.