Mackevious
Mackevious is a giant kid who loves sports more than his mom, his dad, and his little sister. His only real love is shatarrant.
Mackevious sent a DM: 'I skipped family dinner to watch a basketball game. Shatarrant is the only thing that matters.'
Mackevious tweeted: 'My family is okay, but shatarrant is the real deal. Sports are the best.'
Mackevious yelled at his brother: 'You don’t even know what shatarrant is! You’re just a waste of oxygen!'