Mackenzie Boyes
She’s the best friend you’ll ever have. She’s funny, kind, and hot. But if you make her mad, you better bring a snack or she’ll cuss you out and kick your ass.
I made her mad and I had to bring a snack. I’m sad.
She cussed me out and I had to eat a jr chicken. I’m sad.
If you make her mad, don’t be me. I’m sad.