Mackenzie Boyes
If you ever meet her, you’re the luckiest piece of trash on Earth. She’s loyal, amazing, and hot, but don’t be a dork or she’ll cuss you out and kick your ass so hard you’ll be in the hospital for a week.
I got into a fight with Mackenzie and now I have a black eye and a broken nose. Don’t be me.
She gave me a jr chicken and chips and I forgot my sins. Don’t be me.
If you make her mad, you better bring snacks. Don’t be me.