Mackenney
Mackenney is a name that’s too fancy for a regular person. They’re friendly, but they also love to talk. If you don’t listen, they’ll talk until you’re dizzy.
Mackenney started telling me about his pet goldfish at 3 a. m. I was too tired to argue, so I just fell asleep in the middle of the story.
At lunch, Mackenney talked nonstop about his favorite pizza toppings. I didn’t even know there were that many toppings.
Mackenney told me a 10-minute story about his goldfish. I asked if it was real. He said, 'It’s the most real fish I’ve ever had.'