Mackenney
Mackenney is a name that makes you want to run. They’re friendly and fun until they get mad. Then they’ll scream and chase you like you owe them money.
Mackenney got mad at me for eating his sandwich. He chased me around the school like I had stolen his life.
I told Mackenney a joke. He didn’t laugh. He just stared at me like I had insulted his goldfish.
Mackenney got mad at the internet. He screamed at his phone and threw it across the room. It hit a pigeon. I don’t know why, but I laughed.
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