mackendy
Mackendy is a guy who thinks he's the best. He flirts with every girl and acts like he's the only one who matters. But somehow, he still gets what he wants.
He asked me out and said, 'You're the best thing since pizza.' I said, 'You're the best thing since pizza too.' He said, 'No, I'm the best thing since sliced bread.'
He told me he 'would never leave me.' Then he left me for my best friend the next day.
He said he'd 'die for me.' I said, 'Cool, I'll die for you too.' He said, 'Wait, that means we both die?'