mackendy
Mackendy is a guy who thinks he's perfect. He's got the charm of a snake and the brain of a toaster. But somehow, girls still fall for him.
He told me he 'knew me better than I knew myself.' I don't even know myself, and I'm not even sure I like myself.
He asked me to prom and said I was 'the only one for him.' Then he asked my sister to prom too.
He said, 'You're my favorite.' I said, 'I'm your favorite? What about the other 200 girls?' He said, 'They're all just backup.'