Mackendra
Mackendra is a walking disaster who somehow makes everything better. She’s smart, pretty, and doesn’t hesitate to call you out when you mess up. Keep her. She’s worth it.
Mackendra turned my math test into a war. I lost. She won.
She called my mom a 'fart-scented donkey.' That was a compliment.
She’s the only person who can make me cry and laugh at the same time.