MACKEM or MAGPIE - You’re either a Mackem, like a drunk kid who won a football

You’re either a Mackem, like a drunk kid who won a football game, or a Magpie, like a bird that thinks it’s fancy.

I’m a Mackem. I won the game. You’re just a bird with a fancy hat.

A Magpie is a bird that thinks it’s better than you. You’re not even a bird.

Why are you a Magpie? You don’t even know what that means.