MACKEM or MAGPIE
Mackem is for the loud, messy, proud people of the north. Magpie is for the annoying, loud, ugly bird that doesn’t know it’s stupid.
You’re a Magpie. You talk too much and you’re ugly.
Mackem is a loud, messy, proud person. You’re all three of those things.
Why are you a Magpie? You’re not even a bird, you’re just a bad person.