Mackeesha
A softie who will take a bullet for your dumb ass, but will cuss you out if you ever let your dumb ass get hurt. She’s got more heart than a meatball and will slap you if you try to insult her.
When my brother got beat up, Mackeesha showed up with a pizza and a punch to the face.
She took my dog to the vet when I forgot, and then told me I was a 'dumb sack of trash.'
She yelled at a guy for calling me a 'weirdo' and then gave him a high five.