Mackeesha
A person who’s so kind, she’ll take your dumb ass to the hospital, but she’ll also cuss you out if you ever try to insult her.
She drove me to the ER when I broke my arm and then told me I was a 'dumbass.'
She insulted my crush and said he was 'a hot mess.'
She protected me from my mom’s wrath and then called me a 'silly goose.'