MacKeenigits
how much you can be hit, or hit someone, anywhere on your body (or anywhere that’s a good laugh, like a guy’s junk).
He hit me in the stomach with a book, that was a MacKeenigits of 8.
I hit my little brother with a water bottle, that was a MacKeenigits of 6.
The ball hit me in the head, that was a MacKeenigits of 4.