Mackeelia
The most generous, kind, and loyal person who would give you her last dollar if you asked nicely. She's basically a saint, but with more swearing.
She gave me her last $5 for a soda when I had no money and was too proud to ask.
She helped me move my couch even though she had a broken foot and a bad mood.
She stayed with me all night when I was homesick and cried in her shoulder like a baby.