Macked Off The Shart - You hit your yart so hard your butt lets out a double attack

You hit your yart so hard your butt lets out a double attack of poop and fart

I macked off the shart during a dance and my shoes were ruined

I macked off the shart in the middle of a speech and my audience was confused

I macked off the shart while trying to sleep and woke up my brother