Mackaina
A red-haired lunatic with huge ears who lies about being blonde and dates guys just because they're hot. She fudge them, dumps them, and then goes for their twin and dad like it's a habit.
'I don't like him, but his dad is hot. So I dated him.'
'I've dated three of them. All of them were duds.'
'I swear I'm blonde. I just dye it sometimes.'