Mackaina
A loud red-haired idiot who dates guys just because they're hot, even if they're total duds. She fudge them, dumps them, and then goes for their twin and dad like it's a religion.
'I don't care if he's a dud. His dad is hot.'
'I dated him, then his twin, then his dad. It was a journey.'
'I don't even like him, but he's hot.'