Mackah - When you’re so drunk and dumb you think you’re a rockstar an

When you’re so drunk and dumb you think you’re a rockstar and you start singing to the toilet.

I Mackahed so bad I tried to talk to my neighbor’s cat and it ran away.

I thought my fridge was my ex and I started yelling at it.

I tried to draw a mustache on my dog and it looked like a pirate.