Mackaflow in the building
The roast from hell. It hits harder than your dad’s yelling on Sunday mornings. No one survives it, not even your grandma’s chicken soup.
You said your crush was cute. They replied, 'Cute? I looked like a raccoon in a trash can.'
Your friend said your haircut was nice. You said, 'Nice? I looked like a confused potato.'
Your mom said you were doing good. You said, 'Good? I was doing better than your ex’s dating life.'