Mackade
The guy who got an A+ in geology so hard he made the rocks cry. He’s the kind of person who could turn a rock into a rockstar if he wanted to.
He said he could turn a rock into a rockstar. I asked him to prove it. He made the rock sing. I didn’t believe him until I heard it.
He got an A+ in geology so fast he left the teacher speechless. She still hasn’t recovered.
He told me he could turn a rock into a celebrity. I said I’d believe him if the rock got a record deal. He did.