Mackade
A guy who can charm a girl into giving him her pants. He’s got a brain full of ideas and a head full of nonsense. He’s probably smart, but he might be lying.
He said he could get me a free pizza if I let him charm my friend. He did. I got pizza. He got a free pizza and my friend’s number.
He told me he was a genius. I asked him to prove it. He said he could solve my math test in 10 seconds. He did. I failed.
He asked me out by saying I was his favorite person. I said I was his only person. He still asked me out.